A: Years of talking to plants that never talk back, celebrating when a notoriously difficult orchid reblooms, and collectively owning more plants than furniture. We've killed enough plants in our personal collections to know exactly how to keep yours alive.

A: That's the goal! Our customers report a 73% increase in friends calling them "the plant person" and a 100% increase in having to explain to visitors that yes, all these plants have names, and no, that's completely normal.

A: Our flowers are strictly analog and prefer face-to-face communication. However, they're excellent listeners and won't ever interrupt your stories or try to show you TikToks when you're having a moment.

While some of our starter bonsai are youngsters at 3-5 years, we do offer mature specimens that could rival Grandma's age! Our oldest trees have been in training for 25+ years, but unlike Grandma, they won't tell you stories about "the good old days."

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A: While our plants won't pay your bills or remember your anniversary, studies show that plant parents experience 42% more joy when surrounded by greenery. Plus, our delivery person is great at pretending those eight plant packages arriving in one week is "totally normal behavior."